thanks for the feature, DMusic!

( No Comments )

This is your calculation
This is your calculation
Integrate your lines, come on! (Let's calculate)
Integrate your lines, come on! (Let's integrate)
There's an area underneath your curves
A calculation that will always serve
To bring you good times, whatever you do
We gonna integrate your functions with you
Come on now
Integration
Let's all integrate and have a good time
Integration
We gonna integrate and have a good time
Let's bring those pieces together
Trapezoids or Riemann sums, what's your pleasure?
Everyone around the world
Come on!
Yahoo! It's a calculation
Yahoo!
Integrate your lines, come on!
What a calculation!
Integrate your lines, come on!
Let's integrate!
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's integrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's integrate, it's all right
Baby...
We're gonna have a math test tonight (In-te-gra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a math test tonight (In-te-gra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
Yahoo!
Yahoo!
Integrate your lines, come on! (Let's integrate)
Integrate your lines, come on!
It's called integration!
Integrate your lines, come on! (Let's calculate)
Come on and integrate, functions, tonight (Integrate your lines, come on!)
'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's integrate (Integrate your lines, come on)
(Let's integrate)...

( No Comments )

The Microsoft Blues
Pete was workin’ the keyboard last Monday
Typin’ the company tax report
Yes, he was workin’ that keyboard Monday
For the company’s tax report
He tries to save the document
But then his ‘puter cuts short.

I got those Microsoft blues
Yes, those Microsoft blues
Control-alt-delete it:
None of it’s any use.

Sue decided to surf the web
Using her Internet Explorer
Yes, Sue’s a lady surfin’ the web
Usin’ Internet Explorer.
[What’s that! Thirty spy bots!?]
She ain’t gonna use IE no more.

I got those Microsoft blues
Yes, those Microsoft blues
Control-alt-delete it:
None of it’s any use.

My box is the highest quality
Intel Centrino, ninety gigs
Yes, baby my box is the highest quality
Overclocked video, ninety gigs
But I don’t have any Windows
My Debian’s what the ladies dig!

I got those Microsoft blues
Yes, those Microsoft blues
Control-alt-delete it:
None of it’s any use.

( No Comments )

Two new previews up at beihl.dmusic.com!
Edit: And [s]a brand new song[/s]two brand new songs!

( No Comments )

Boop

( No Comments )

God, I hate that bastard. He's turning her into a whore.



And there's nothing I can do, either. She can't even see what's happening to her.









Another poem I wrote about 4 weeks ago

( 3 Comments )

def x, {yo momma}:
15 *(neg!sqrt(yo momma) = x

if x != +5
print ('no') for {yo momma} +-5

else if (Sham) == x
shut up

( No Comments )

If the whole world
Had been destroyed,
And you looked upon the chaos
Would you still be happy?

And if the oceans
Boiled into the sky
And you turned on that flame
Would you still be happy?

If the heart of the only one
Who knows you was punctured
And you ignored the blood
Would you still be happy?

But if your little crush
Who loves your face
Barely as much as his own,
Tripped and fell
A stubbed toe
Perchance a bruise

Would you still be happy?

( No Comments )

I can invert my nostrils. Wanna see?

( No Comments )

Bloop

( No Comments )